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Vatican Christmas Shocker! Pope says child rape isn’t that bad, was normal back in his day!


Victims of clerical sex abuse have reacted furiously to Pope Benedict’s claim yesterday that paedophilia wasn’t considered an “absolute evil” as recently as the 1970s.

In his traditional Christmas address yesterday to cardinals and officials working in Rome, Pope Benedict XVI also claimed that child pornography was increasingly considered “normal” by society.

“In the 1970s, paedophilia was theorised as something fully in conformity with man and even with children,” the Pope said.

“It was maintained – even within the realm of Catholic theology – that there is no such thing as evil in itself or good in itself. There is only a ‘better than’ and a ‘worse than’. Nothing is good or bad in itself.”

The Pope said abuse revelations in 2010 reached “an unimaginable dimension” which brought “humiliation” on the Church.

Asking how abuse exploded within the Church, the Pontiff called on senior clerics “to repair as much as possible the injustices that occurred” and to help victims heal through a better presentation of the Christian message.

“We cannot remain silent about the context of these times in which these events have come to light,” he said, citing the growth of child pornography “that seems in some way to be considered more and more normal by society” he said.

But outraged Dublin victim Andrew Madden last night insisted that child abuse was not considered normal in the company he kept.

Mr Madden accused the Pope of not knowing that child pornography was the viewing of images of children being sexually abused, and should be named as such.

He said: “That is not normal. I don’t know what company the Pope has been keeping for the past 50 years.”

Pope Benedict also said sex tourism in the Third World was “threatening an entire generation”.

Angry abuse victims in America last night said that while some Church officials have blamed the liberalism of the 1960s for the Church’s sex abuse scandals and cover-up catastrophes, Pope Benedict had come up with a new theory of blaming the 1970s.

“Catholics should be embarrassed to hear their Pope talk again and again about abuse while doing little or nothing to stop it and to mischaracterise this heinous crisis,” said Barbara Blaine, the head of SNAP, the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests,

“It is fundamentally disturbing to watch a brilliant man so conveniently misdiagnose a horrific scandal,” she added.

“The Pope insists on talking about a vague ‘broader context’ he can’t control, while ignoring the clear ‘broader context’ he can influence – the long-standing and unhealthy culture of a rigid, secretive, all-male Church hierarchy fixated on self-preservation at all costs. This is the ‘context’ that matters.”

The latest controversy comes as the German magazine Der Spiegel continues to investigate the Pope’s role in allowing a known paedophile priest to work with children in the early 1980s.

Government Seeks to Prevent Truck Drivers From Receiving or Administering Oral Sex after Jesse James scandals!


 

The US Transportation Department announced Friday that drivers of vehicles over 10,000 pounds will no longer be able to receive or administer fellatio , cunnilingus or other sexual acts while driving in an effort to reduce distractions which lead to crashes.  Any driver who fails to meet these requirements will face severe criminal or civil penalties.
The Transportation Department reports that 5,870 people were killed and 515,000 injured in 2008 in crashes connected to driver distraction, often involving fellatio or cunnilingus.
“It seems to me”, said Transportation Secretary Ray Hood, “that too many truck drivers are picking up young hotties at truck stops, giving them rides and getting a blow job as they are driving.  The new regulations would forbid that!”
Hood claims that the truck driver could simply pull into a designated rest area and enjoy the oral or “hand job” sex in the privacy of the sleeper compartment or trailer sections of the vehicle.  After the act is finished, the driver and his passenger could drive uninterrupted for the remainder of the journey.
Not all truck drivers were supportive of the measure.  Long haul trucker Ralph Stetson said, “If I have to stop every time I got a blow job I’d never get to where I’m going!  I couldn’t even make a living if I had to stop for an hour for every piece of ass I picked up!”

Jesse James, the famous West Coast Chopper owner, is also protesting this ban. He said that since his marriage to Sandra Bullock is over, he needs to go on the road to look for new tattoo models. And this ban would hamper his talent search as having oral sex while ridding is a prerequisites.

Frequent hitchhiker Shannon “Bambi” Jones was supportive of the ruling.  “It doesn’t usually take more than three minutes!” she claimed.
Hood says they will delay decisions on cell phone use and texting while driving because, as he said, “that’s not as big a problem”.